Our Groceries Made Me Horny

The groceries: 

• Vanilla ice cream 

• Jelly 

• Blueberries 

• Mangoes 

• Airheads 

• Sourdough bread 

• Sunflowers

• Pinto beans 

How I saw the groceries: 

• When he licks 

My lips 

         Like it’s his favorite ice cream 

         I lose it 

         In my pants 

         I melt like vanilla 

• My legs go weak 

        When he twirls 

         His fingers inside me 

          As if I were jelly 

• When I burst like a berry 

         My eyes dilate 

          Seeing him spread 

          My residue on his thumbprint

• I say “I’ll be your syrupy mango, 

        Never your sour airhead xtreme” 

• I marvel at how his grip 

        Presses me against 

        The kitchen counter

         So my chest can rise 

         Like sourdough 

• Be a good sunflower and drop 

         Your seed or 

• Topple into a teapot, act like a bean 

         To inseminate yourself for me